Archive for 2008

Denise on her Camping Adventure

Author: Denise Masino
December 4, 2008

Denise’s Tent Denise’s new pet? Denise makes a creepy crawly discovery! Denise Camping
Now I already told you that tents make me horny and that I love nature and, that I had a great time camping during the Thanksgiving holiday. But what I haven’t filled you in on yet, are a couple of the other interesting details of the trip. For example, I froze my ass off the first couple of nights when the weather dropped into what I believe were the high 30 degree temperatures. Being a bodybuilder, with a body fat level that averages 10% year round, doesn’t exactly make me the best candidate for staying warm in cold temps. Anyway, a good fire and a hot body to rub on was all I needed to stay warm. And then there were the neighbors. Like the howling, screaming sounds of the packs of coyotes that sang for us one evening and the tarantula that was crossing the road I happened to be on. Can you imagine finding this furry sucker in your tent? Or your boot?! Now thats what I call an adventure with plenty to give thanks for.  xoxo Denise

Denise’s Camping Adventure

Author: Denise Masino
December 3, 2008

Denise’s Rainbow California’s Windmill Farms Joshua Tree National park Home away from home
I love being on the road and I always enjoy driving through different landscapes. On the way to Joshua Tree National Park, our caravan enjoyed the beautiful Sky’s, mountains, rainbows and windmills. Did I mention that tents make me horny? <smile> xoxo Denise

Denise hits it hard!

Author: Denise Masino
December 3, 2008

After being away from the gym for a week because of my Thanksgiving holiday camping trip, I got right back to work yesterday and decided I needed to hit the gym hard. A one hour hike followed by a chest workout and some sit-ups hit the spot. A good nights sleep, followed by a morning workout that started in bed and ended with a round of heart pounding aerobics got my day off on the right foot 🙂  Emails, calls, errands and an intense leg workout filled in the rest of my day and I’m still working on my to do list. Lining them up and knocking them down, one by one. xoxo Denise

Post Turkey News

Author: Denise Masino
December 1, 2008

I just got back home from my Thanksgiving holiday camping trip. I had a great time and I look forward to sharing some fun details and photos on my Thanksgiving adventure with you later this week. In the mean time, I got home to find out that my car wouldn’t start, so my first order of business tomorrow is to figure out whats going on with my Mustang. Oh well, shit happens, right?! xoxo Denise 

Eat your Turkey

Author: Denise Masino
November 26, 2008

I’m sorry I have been so out of touch for the last week! I’ve been up to my eyeballs in work, training and packing for my Thanksgiving Camping Trip! I’m going to be roughing it this year. Ahhh! I’m a little nervous about being cold but I’m very excited. Bottom line, tents make me horny 🙂 Earth Girl Here. Anyway, I want to wish everyone a fantastic holiday weekend and most of all I want to give my personal thanks for all of my great friends and fans. You are appreciated and thought of. Eat lots of turkey, its good for you. xoxo Denise

November 23, 2008

I worked half of the weekend, ran some errands and then spent some time trying to unwind with, XBox 360’s Guitar Hero. I created my own virtual rock star, twin avatar and even designed my own bass guitar. The only thing really missing from my hot rocker look is some more muscle 🙂 . When I got tired of playing with my Guitar, I played a little Indiana Jones and finished the night off playing with my favorite toy <wink/wink>. It’s amazing how aggressive some woman to man combat will make me 😉

Guitar Hero Denise

Author: Denise Masino
November 20, 2008

I just got an Xbox 360 and the new Guitar Hero, world tour and I am Rock’n out and gearing up for a Rock Band showdown with my family over the Christmas holidays. Its gonna be guitars, drums, a tambourine and Im thinking about throwing in a  cow bell too. <smile>

Denise, Monica and Christy on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls Talk Show I spent a hot hour chatting it up and doing a pussy show and tell with porn stars Christy Canyon and Monica Mayhem on Playboy’s Night Calls Radio talk show tonight. I know it sounds crazy to be taking my clothes off on a talk show (where there are no cameras), but when the girls said they wanted to see my big clitty, and agreed to show me theirs, we all happily dropped our panties 🙂 (Notice the panties handing on the mic, I have a feeling these guys make everybody take their clothes off 🙂 ). We talked about everything from training tips to the pleasures of dieting, if you substitute food for a yummy pussy or cock meat and hot cream. So now you know my secret to strict dieting 🙂 For anyone interested in hearing the show, you may be able to catch a replay of the show at Sirius 198 and XM99 radio.  xoxo Denise

Denise climbs the walls with excitement I’m excited about doing my second radio show interview with Playboy Radio tomorrow. For anyone interested in listening to our no-holds-barred sexy talk. The name of the show is Night Calls, hosted by the luscious Christy Canyon on Sirius 198 and XM99 radio. The broadcast time is between 4 pm and 7 pm PST. For anyone interested in calling in to ask questions and talk to me or Christy, you can call toll free at 1 (877) 205.9796. I am scheduled to be on from 4:30 pm to 5 pm PST. That’s 7:30 – 8pm EST for those of you on the east coast. xoxo Denise

Nuts for nuts!

Author: Denise Masino
November 13, 2008

Denise loves her nuts! My dad’s birthday is coming up so I went looking for a card I could send him last night. I found the perfect card and I loved it so much, I ended up showing it to all of the women on line around me. I wish I could watch my dad’s face when he opens this card! <Dont forget to share your smile>  xoxo Denise